Staying Woke: Monster Edition

Hello and good evening beautiful people, I have had a heck of a day…. And I almost couldn’t stay awake. HOWEVER, I DRANK THIS CAFFEINATED MONSTER OF A DRINK AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE WRITING THIS IN A HEIGHTENED STATE OF MIND. Okay, don’t judge me for the pun, but I did drink a monster energy drink and it came in clutch. I really did have a long day that went a little something like this. I went to school from 9am til 1:30 which was filled with exams, homework assignments being done, and then in the afternoon clocking into work for another 5 hours. Thank goodness I stopped at a gas station and got me a little pick me up in the form of a monster energy drink. Now, I am a little biased towards this drink because it is my favorite one(so far), but I will try to be as fair as possible. I drank just the regular black can Monster energy drink today but if what I say dissuades you from trying it, they do come in other flavor choices.

Now, down to the meat of the blog/review. I love this drink. There is a reason I am biased towards this particular beverage. I think the flavor is delicious, it isn’t an overpowered, nasty, bitter flavor I had come to associate with “energy”. It kind of tastes like Mt. Dew but with just a bit more kick. And as far as energy goes, it doesn’t blow your socks off, at least for me. Granted, I am a 225 dude that probably needs a bit more per serving to get my thunder thighs moving like the wind. But, I think it has a nice balance of perking you up but not being too much to where you are going to be shaking like a leaf. Overall, I give this drink a 10/10. I love the flavor and the amount of energy I get from the drink is just right for me.

Throughout these blogs I will try to just focus on how I feel about them and what they do for me as far as effect. I am not concerned with giving out the price or whats in the can per serving or any of that crap. I don’t think that is really the goal for me, I’m just giving an honest, right off the top of my head review of something I try that will give me energy to take on the day.

Thanks for reading my review of Monster Energy and as always, stay woke.

Published by Nathan Teague

Current student at the University of Central Arkansas majoring in business marketing. I grew up in Clinton Arkansas and I am your typical college student with lack of sleep and too many opinions. This blog will serve as my platform to share my thoughts with the world.

7 thoughts on “Staying Woke: Monster Edition

  1. This seems like a fun blog! I like your humor. I don’t drink energy drinks all that often and usually if I need a pick me up I’ll just have a coffee. I’m really glad you compared this drink to Mt. Dew because, although I’ve never tried this drink, I have an idea of what it would taste like. No one has done it yet, so maybe you’ll be the first to convince me to try a Monster.

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