Author Archives: Nathan Teague

OH. MY. LANTA. IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THE SECOND TIME AROUND. This time, I knew what I was doing and had some experience under my belt (lol) and enjoyed it much more. Honestly, it was my partners fault the first time…. They really let me down. I heard stories of how great it couldContinue reading “I Banged Again”

With all the COVID-19 mess that is happening in the world, I decided to talk about something a little different than a new energy drink. I am going to focus on everything else going on besides the virus, which has gotten harder to do with the media talking about the virus on every possible platform.Continue reading “Just a Little Positive Energy”

This week I picked up this gorgeous can to try out. I don’t know how I haven’t heard about or even noticed this in stores before, especially with the vivid color. When i started this whole thing about reviewing energy drinks, I thought I pretty much seen all that was out there. But after doingContinue reading “Adrenaline Shoc”

I’m gonna start off this post off with the elephant in the room…. I’m american(duh). With that being said, I don’t know why they are selling this un-american drink in the states. Should be called Fahrenheit if you ask me… Good thing the label wasn’t in meters or kilograms, it would be like trying toContinue reading “CELSIUS AKA UN-AMERICAN”

This unassuming red bottle was the next one up on my list of new energy drinks to test out. It was only like 8 ounces in the bottle and I thought it would be a lot like a small red bull so I was thinking this would be an easy review. Little did I knowContinue reading “Redline Xtreme”

I’ve always wanted to be a rock star, they live life in the fast lane and get to do anything they want. Too bad i cant sing, or play guitar, or write songs… Yeah, there is probably a reason why I haven’t become a rock star. I wanted to try rockstar this time around becauseContinue reading “ROCKSTAR ENERGY”

Okay people, I’m gonna dive right in here. This putrid, musty, stanky, swampy looking, piss tasting liquid…. Is the worst thing I have ever ingested into my body (willingly). I’m shocked I’m not dead right now to be honest. I feel like I drank liquid radiation from fallout of Chernobyl. And that melted uranium wouldContinue reading “NOSTY”

So when something suddenly sprouts out of your body it’s usually bad right? Like those YouTube videos where somebody breaks their arm so bad bones come out? Well UNLIKE that, I grew winnnngs today. Yes, I can fly now. And by fly I mean the time it takes me to hit the ground after jumpingContinue reading “WINNNNGS”

I haven’t ever banged before… I wanted to, but never had the chance to try it. No one ever offered and I wasn’t about to be weird and ask. But today, that changed. I walked up, chose what I wanted, and asked the kind lady to help me out….. So I could pay for myContinue reading “Wanna bang?”

Did you think this was a blog over governments, dictatorship, or empires? HA, PSYCH. Energy drink review coming at ya. And its one heck of a discovery for me, much like Alexander the great, I feel like conquering right now. I ‘m especially spry because today I chose to try out Reign energy and letContinue reading “Reign Supreme”