NOSTY

Okay people, I’m gonna dive right in here. This putrid, musty, stanky, swampy looking, piss tasting liquid…. Is the worst thing I have ever ingested into my body (willingly). I’m shocked I’m not dead right now to be honest. I feel like I drank liquid radiation from fallout of Chernobyl. And that melted uranium would probably have been better.

Alright, I’ll go back to the beginning. When I first grabbed this drink, I at least recognized it and thought maybe this will be the next best thing to come into the world of Nathan. BOY WAS I WRONG. When I first opened it and gave it a little smell test it didn’t seem to be too out of the ordinary, but when that first sip hit I almost gagged. However, I pushed through like a trooper (or moron) and drank the whole thing.

As far as what this drink does for you (if you’re brave enough to try it) it will give you just a little dose of energy like what the red bull and monster do with almost as much focus as the reign and the bang. It is giving me just enough energy and focus to write this review about how bad it is. And if you seen my post on the bang energy, I was pretty hard on it, but even that drink is royalty compared to this bottom shelf scumbag of a drink.

Rating? -999/10

This drink is for crackheads only. Or be thrown away, burned, blown up, shot, buried, or destroyed however you see fit. DO NOT DRINK THIS.

Published by Nathan Teague

Current student at the University of Central Arkansas majoring in business marketing. I grew up in Clinton Arkansas and I am your typical college student with lack of sleep and too many opinions. This blog will serve as my platform to share my thoughts with the world.

6 thoughts on “NOSTY

  1. I’m sure you’re one of the many to feel this way about Nos. Makes me wonder how they can still compete and stay in business against Redbull, bang, and other energy drinks.

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