I haven’t ever banged before… I wanted to, but never had the chance to try it. No one ever offered and I wasn’t about to be weird and ask. But today, that changed. I walked up, chose what I wanted, and asked the kind lady to help me out….. So I could pay for my bang energy drink.

Thought this was going somewhere else didn’t you? Nope, energy drink review coming at ya. As you can see in the photo, today I tried out the popular energy drink known as Bang. I have actually heard many good things about this drink and my expectations were high. But, I was sadly disappointed. I was told my numerous people that this was one of the strongest energy drinks they have ever had and it make them jittery the rest of the day. This was not the case for me.
It had almost no effect….(insert sad face here). It was like a soda to me and I could barely tell throughout the rest of the day that I had drank an energy drink at all. The other two drinks I have reviewed so far, monster and reign, had some kind of effect. With the monster it was an energy boost and the reign was more of a focus booster. This bang I drank today was neither. And something I have failed to mention this far is the taste. Being a UCA student, I gravitated toward the pretty purple can that looked the most appealing. Plus, this flavor compared to all the goofy flavors like birthday cake, seemed the most normal. HOWEVER. This stuff tasted like a flat can of spoiled grape Fanta. It also had an awful after taste with a not so good flavor to begin with. If I can say anything good about it, it would be that it at least kept me awake. I felt zero boost in energy, but I didn’t fall asleep during my shift today, so that’s a plus I guess.
Side note: This drink did so little for me throughout my shift that I still took preworkout before I went to the gym. You would think with that much caffeine that my heart would explode, but this drink was a dud.
Okay, lets rate this sucker. I give it a 3/10. And I’m being generous with the 3. It BARELY qualifies as an energy drink in my book. But, me being a little on the thiccc side for my height, it takes a little more kick to make me feel anything. I may have to try another flavor to see if it was the taste that really threw me off, so I may give this drink another chance in the future. If I can muster the will to forget my previous experience with this one.
Thanks for reading, and as always #staywoke.
Wow, just wow, the wording is incredible!
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I actually enjoy the cookies and cream coffee bang, you should try it if you’re into cold coffee and see how you feel about it!
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“Flat can of grape Fanta” is the best description of how a bang taste lol
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I tried the Purple Haze flavor the other day and I thought it was pretty disgusting. The Unicorn flavor is much better
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A lot of my friends love this drink. Bang is one of the more well known energy drinks so I was surprised to see you gave it a 3/10!
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My sister absolutely stands behind this brand. I was shocked to read that you don’t like it. But I’m not an energy drinker myself, so it probably wouldn’t be for me either!
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Love what you did with the title and the intro! No wonder Bang has to constantly hire internet stars to do multiple promotion videos for them just to get people to buy the drink.
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I liked Bangs for a minute because it had no sugar, but they made me crash like a mofo. Plus gave me headaches #nobueno
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You crack me up. I’m not an energy drink drinker so I don’t know, but for some reason, I thought someone told me that Bang’s have the most caffeine of all energy drinks. I’m probably wrong but I was kinda surprised that it didn’t have that much of an effect.
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If you ever decide to try Bang again, I highly recommend the RainBow Unicorn, Star Blast, or Blue Razz. The names are super crazy sounding but the flavors are much better than the purple haze.
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I have never had an energy drink, but I won’t try it with this one!
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